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Writer, actor, and long-winded storyteller living in LA by way of DC, Virginia, and Florida (sorry!). Previous work in McSweeney’s, The Belladonna, My Unhinged Notes App. Mostly just hoping you're as unwell as I am so that we can laugh about it!